Whining, moaning, complaining - that's not me.
Did I say about the one star review? It has totally killed sales in the UK. And, it's unfair. I mean - "no direction" and "predictable" - you either don't know where you're going or you do.
I'm listening to Hawkwind so that makes me feel better. Also I think I have a bone in my mouth. This is probably good you're thinking - otherwise my mouth would be floppy and I couldn't eat. I had my tooth extracted the other day and they had to drill into the jaw. I think a fleck of bone is working its way out. They had to file the jaw bone smooth too so that maybe did it. Anyway the surgeon said I had a high pain threshold. I wish I'd taken that career as a bare knuckle fighter up now.
My daughter says I should get a tattoo 'cause I'd obviously laugh the needle off. But what kind of tattoo?
I know - I'll get that f****** one star review tattooed on my arse.
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