Showing posts with label reviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reviews. Show all posts

Saturday, 22 March 2014

Laurent Binet: HHHH



Loved this book. It reads like a blog about someone writing a historical novel about the assassination of Heydrich in Prague. As such we have the writer's musings about what he should put in and some hints at his personal life - the mysterious Natacha for example. I enjoyed that "meta-novel" but I quite like quirky post-modern stuff. Binet calls it an Infranovel (in the Eng. translation anyway). The best bits are about the story of the heroic Czech resistance and the gut wrenching vileness of the Nazis. I will admit that I wept.

And guess what? He's got some 1 star reviews.

Thursday, 20 March 2014

Falling like a stone...

So, this month up until the 1 star review (hiss, boo) The Haunting Sold 350 copies, and then after that, nothing. Dead in the water. I weep. I cry, but what can I do but write a better story?

So I am.

But that isn't why I wanted to blog tonight. I was discussing how our house would be quite good against a zombie apocalypse. It is part of a courtyard. At the top end there is a door onto the main street that you wouldn't know was there from the other side. Good. Zombies are unobservant and stupid. The other side there is a gateway for cars which is locked with iron gates and a car. My daughter said we could park the car against it and we'd keep them out for ages. We also have a secret room. Nuff said about that.

But then she said, "and we're close to the river and zombies can't swim...."

Bingo!  Of course they can't. Stupid, slow things that move with a total lack of coordination. How are they going to cross a river? How come no zombie series has thought of this before? How come the Walking Dead heroes didn't just blow the bridges???

The relief I am feeling now, is enormous. Just need to figure out how to keep the werewolves out and I will sleep easily for the first time in years.

Tuesday, 18 March 2014

Swapping Reviews

I've used Amazon's free book offer time with several of mine over the past couple of months. When I do that I tend to post a link to it on several of Facebook's "Free Book" groups. I think it helps. I get nice thumbs up messages from people and likes so it's good for morale if nothing else.

It also spawns offers to trade reviews. So typically I'll get a message or two from people I don't know who say that they have a free book and that they will write me a review if I will write them one. I have done this twice I think. At first I was naive, but then I began to think something fishy was going on.

These Facebook profiles usually have an attractive young woman, occasionally a man, as the avatar picture. When you click through most of them can't be viewed and have no history. This could be because of their privacy settings but I wonder whether it isn't because they are created specially for the purpose of promoting ebooks. Often the messages are written in an English that suggests that the writer isn't a native speaker or has mastered the language (no crime in that) but the books themselves are written in good English.

When you look at the books the author's name is not the name of the person on FB who has messaged you. And the books are always How To books. I've been asked to do reviews on How to Sing, How to Detox from Sugar, How to Meditate. Others have been recipe books about Paeleo diets and Smoothies.

They are rarely longer than 25 pages long and they say they normally retail for 5.99. For 24 pages? The content is usually grammatical and well written and with a broad brush approach - pretty much stuff that could be gleaned from the Internet.

When I queried one of the lovely young women who contacted me that her name wasn't the same as that on the book, she said that was understandable as she was merely a "Virtual Assistant". Does that mean she wasn't real at all?

I think that these books are of little real worth though they aren't bad as a general introduction or a basic source of recipes but I wonder whether you taint yourself with the 'infotrash' label if you exchange reviews with them.

While writing an honest review of a book can't be bad practice, I wonder what Amazon thinks about people spewing out hundreds of infotitles - recipes and how to books? Often the author claims to be a doctor or highly qualified nutritionist, but I have no way of easily checking these claims - my hunch is that they are fake authors with fake credentials ghost written by professional writers who regurgitate websites.


Tuesday, 11 February 2014

Reviews by Family

My girlfriend bought and read one of my books to be supportive, but she actually liked it. So she went on Amazon, again to be supportive and left a 4 star review and what I thought (though I am biased) was pretty accurate and her own opinion.  But Amazon seemed to have pulled this review...

I feel hurt. I don't think they're being fair. However you don't want to upset the big Amazon bear by poking it, or it might just swipe you out of existence.

Anyone else have any views on this?